What happened to the death star???

March 02nd, 2007 | Category: movies

So was the Deathstar destruction actually an inside job? Websurdity seems to think so. Some of the reasons here are just absolutely fantastic. Well done I must say. Although, I think that the insurance payout on the space station would have put a smile on Palpatine’s face.

Maybe they found some Weapons of Mass Destruction on Alderaan… Maybe Vader, the Emperor and Lando Calrissian were in cahoots. I heard that Lando sold 3,968 shares of Deathstar stock less than a week before the explosion? Or was it coincidence? Either way, I am sure it’s some sort of conspiracy.

Now for the real explanation after the destruction of the deathstar:

Your homework: Why did Vader broke Imperial protocols and personally pilot a lightly armored TIE Fighter to battle… Due Tomorrow…

 

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