Hey Maggots

May 10th, 2007 | Category: random

dajwindler is here, and always will be. I have just been busy making something new. Most of you know what it is, and it should be finished by this weekend. It’s gunna be s’awesome.

In the meantime…

Chuck Norris once saw a man with one arm. Out of pure kindness he ripped the man’s other arm off and sent him on his way. Chuck Norris ate the arm for his dinner that night.

When Chuck Norris has a bad day, people die. When Chuck Norris has a good day… twice as many people die and a few things explode.

When Chuck Norris dies, the calendar will change to Jan. 10,000 A.C.N.

 

1 Comment so far

  1. KZ May 22nd, 2007 9:20 pm

    Seriously the funniest thing in the world.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgO3NcG3IHM

    you will die it is unreal

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